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Previously, on Kaperville…

GOOD MORNING KAPERVILLE!!!

To all of our villains in Alabama, be careful.

Hell no! ‘mer’ka is tha home ah freedom. Yeh- Haw!

Soldier Behead & Attackers Shot

Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho….

Human Intelligence Has Declined Since Victorian Era, Research Suggests

Making it rain…lead

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This is gettin old

Only 4? That’s nothing….right?

Dispute over bowl of rice led to fight involving iron, pan and broomstick

Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the hoodrats bite

All we need now is some scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and a bowl of grits

Paris Hilton Signs To Cash Money

This is news…right?

Janet Jackson now a billionaire! I love you.

Arrest Warrant Issued For Tim Dog       An arrest warrant has been issued for presumed dead rapper Tim Dog. Let me reiterate; ‘presumed DEAD rapper Tim Dog’.   According…

So….I guess me and the lady with the cross dressing kid are going out this weekend. Should be interesting.

GOOD MORNING KAPERVILLE!!!

More wisdom from the mind of Crunchy Black

Hurray for profits!

That’s all I want.

When they first created the Department of “Homeland” Security, I thought it sounded similar to how the Nazis referred to Germany as the “Fatherland” during WWII

I’ll be stocking up on that.

You can run, but why waste your time and get all sweaty…